We have within us deeply rooted weaknesses, passions, and defects…Only with the passage of time and with fervor will they be conquered.
Don’t let anything deprive you of hope.
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Reflections on Saints
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Reflections on Modern Life
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Reflections on Orthodoxy
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The things you own end up owning you
You’re not your job.
You’re not how much money you have in the bank.
You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet.
61% of young people in the U.S. say they are chronically lonely
More than 50,000 Americans died by suicide in 2023 — more than any year on record.
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Is there a free trial available?
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What if I am demon possessed?
If possible, pray. You must call a priest.
What do I do if I am wracked with despair?
Pray.
Repent.
Perform manual labor.
How does billing work?
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Why should I try to hold onto my life?
Don’t try to hold onto your life.
But do not end your life.
Abandon your life to Christ.
“Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.”
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